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morgrana:

spoken-not-written:

what if virginity was actually a visible thing like when you have sex for the first time your virginity comes out of your ear in the form of a slug

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(via teensyleaf)

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Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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(Source: manda, via the-stuttering-kiwi)

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Cannot believe we live in a world where a fictional spy can’t be black, but Abraham Lincoln can be a vampire hunter.

glossylalia:

And also an abolitionist.

(Source: littlefish-bigpond, via thesoftghetto)

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shinichameleon:

By mojojoj.
*Permission was granted by artist to upload this artwork

shinichameleon:

By mojojoj.
*Permission was granted by artist to upload this artwork

(via ask-warmaker)

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thebrookeofdragons:

elfpen:

thehttydblog:

httydgirl1992:

Hiccup jumping of Toothless like a badass!

I really loved this part becuase they’re bonding is so beautiful and this dork comes along jumping off his dragon like I CAN DEFY GRAVITY MOM!

He really is making up for a childhood of missed “MOM MOM DID YOU SEE DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID” moments in one dorky skydive.

"LOOK MOM! No DRAGON!!"

thebrookeofdragons:

elfpen:

thehttydblog:

httydgirl1992:

Hiccup jumping of Toothless like a badass!

I really loved this part becuase they’re bonding is so beautiful and this dork comes along jumping off his dragon like I CAN DEFY GRAVITY MOM!

He really is making up for a childhood of missed “MOM MOM DID YOU SEE DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID” moments in one dorky skydive.

"LOOK MOM! No DRAGON!!"

(via cookiekhaleesi)

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